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Fact or Fiction? - 4/10/2008 10:56:07 AM

rabbit0102030

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There are certain universal truths in life. For example the distance between Bruce Willis and Demi Moore is always 2500 miles. So, if Demi comes to Europe for promotional work, Bruce often finds himself displaced somewhere into the mid-atlantic. Similarly, if Bruce is in the USA, Demi is obliged to move to Nicaragua. Where I visit her and we play Rummicub together. She is a lovely girl - she shares my birthday.

Don't get me started about betting shops. Betting shops are strange places where time stands still: Homer Simpson still has a full head of hair and works at a mini putt,Micheal Irvin still plays for the Dallas Cowboys and has a Bobby Brown hairdo, and Arnold (Governator) is the overbuilt 25 year-old World Champion of bodybuilding. Nothing matters in betting shops except betting. Is that good? I suppose it must be. The only good thing about betting shops is that you can smoke, drink, and use the bathroom.

Facts and statistics can mean anything, but they rarely do. Men need statistics far more than women. As Angela Carter once told me: "Men think in feet, women are the feared other than will unravel your mind with baroque images of the subversion of order." I think she was drunk at the time. Lovely woman - although she doesn't share my birthday.

A dog trapped in a lightbulb always looks pretty tragic. I've never liked the circus, and this isn't going to change my mind. Oh well. It's back to the cabaret circuit for me.

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