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RE: ALL JOKES HERE!!!!!- official joke thread - 4/19/2008 10:08:45 PM    EuroGoldLS Posts: 1608 Joined: 7/12/2007 From: Princeton, NC, USA Status: offline A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a 'Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a' so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills. When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final 'Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' and rode off. 'What did you do to get that Indian so excited?' asked the service-station attendant. 'Nothing,' the woman answered. 'I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off.' 'Lady,' the attendant said, 'Indians don't use saddles. _____________________________ VOTE for Ride Of The Month!!! PM me for a custom sig or avatar! (in reply to ehhget) Post #: 31

RE: ALL JOKES HERE!!!!!- official joke thread - 4/25/2008 11:57:34 AM    EuroGoldLS Posts: 1608 Joined: 7/12/2007 From: Princeton, NC, USA Status: offline A young boy of four was going into hospital to have his tonsils removed. He told his playmate I'll be gone for awhile I have to have surgery. On the day he was admitted his mother asked Dr. could you please circumcise him while he is asleep. The Dr. agreed. The boy woke up and was very sore down there for several days. After about a week he got to see his playmate again. The playmate informed him that he was also going to have to have his tonsils out soon. He asked him to tell him about the surgery. The little boy replied 'all I can tell you is your tonsils ain't where you think they are.' _____________________________ VOTE for Ride Of The Month!!! PM me for a custom sig or avatar! (in reply to EuroGoldLS) Post #: 32

RE: ALL JOKES HERE!!!!!- official joke thread - 5/7/2008 12:38:19 PM    Ambika   Posts: 4 Joined: 4/23/2008 Status: offline So a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel jammed into the front of his pants. The bartender looks at him quizzically. "Arr," the pirate says. "It's drivin' me nuts." (in reply to EuroGoldLS) Post #: 33

RE: ALL JOKES HERE!!!!!- official joke thread - 5/9/2008 11:16:30 AM    EuroGoldLS Posts: 1608 Joined: 7/12/2007 From: Princeton, NC, USA Status: offline Haha thats pretty good! I like it! lol One day, John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was just about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late. "Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?", they asked. Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project" said Tommy. The Robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair. "Son, this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you went after school." "We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie." "What did you watch?" asked Marsha. 'The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy. The Robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair. With lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, "I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen." "I'm ashamed of you Son," said John. "When I was your age, I never lied to my parents." The robot then walked around to John and delivered a roundhouse right that nearly knocked him out of his chair. Marsha was bent double laughing, almost in tears. "Boy, did you ever ask for that one! And you can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, He is your son!" The Robot immediately walked around to Marsha, and slapped her three times. _____________________________ VOTE for Ride Of The Month!!! PM me for a custom sig or avatar! (in reply to Ambika) Post #: 34

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